10 REM *** ORIGINALLY WRITTEN IN FOCAL BY MARY COLE
20 REM *** CONVERTED TO BASIC-PLUS BY DAVE AHL
30 RANDOMIZE
50 PRINT "THIS PROGRAM AUTOMATICALLY COMES UP WITH TELEVISION"
60 PRINT "SHOWS GUARANTEED TO APPEAL TO THE MASSES AND WIN"
70 PRINT "HIGH NEILSEN RATINGS."\PRINT
80 PRINT "HERE IS THE FIRST PLOT:"
100 PRINT\GOSUB 800
110 ON X GOTO 120,130,140,150,160,120,130,140,150,160
120 A$="PROGRAM"\GOTO 170
130 A$="REPORT"\GOTO 170
140 A$="SPECIAL"\GOTO 170
150 A$="SERIES"\GOTO 170
160 A$="STORY"
170 GOSUB 800
180 ON X GOTO 190,200,210,220,230,240,250,260,270,280
190 B$="SWINGING "\GOTO 290
200 B$="BRILLIANT "\GOTO 290
210 B$="SALTY "\GOTO 290
220 B$="HILARIOUS "\GOTO 290
230 B$="SENSITIVE "\GOTO 290
240 B$="DODDERING "\GOTO 290
250 B$="HENPECKED "\GOTO 290
260 B$="DEDICATED "\GOTO 290
270 B$="THOUGHTFUL "\GOTO 290
280 B$="HEAVY "
290 GOSUB 800
300 ON X GOTO 310,320,330,340,350,360,370,380,390,400
310 C$="GIRL COWHAND"\GOTO 410
320 C$="LITTLE BOY"\GOTO 410
330 C$="SCIENTIST"\GOTO 410
340 C$="LAWYER"\GOTO 410
350 C$="TOWN MARSHAL"\GOTO 410
360 C$="DENTIST"\GOTO 410
370 C$="BUS DRIVER"\GOTO 410
380 C$="JUNGLE MAN"\GOTO 410
390 C$="SECRET AGENT"\GOTO 410
400 C$="COLLIE"
410 GOSUB 800
420 ON X GOTO 430,440,450,460,470,430,440,450,460,470
430 D$="A WHIZ"\GOTO 480
440 D$="A FLOP"\GOTO 480
450 D$="MEDIOCRE"\GOTO 480
460 D$="A SUCCESS"\GOTO 480
470 D$="A DISASTER"
480 GOSUB 800
490 ON X GOTO 500,510,520,530,540,550,560,570,580,590
500 E$="SOLVING CRIMES"\GOTO 600
510 E$="ROPING COWS"\GOTO 600
520 E$="COOKING HEALTH FOOD"\GOTO 600
530 E$="PITCHING WOO"\GOTO 600
540 E$="PROTECTING ECOLOGY"\GOTO 600
550 E$="HELPING CHILDREN"\GOTO 600
560 E$="TWO-FISTED DRINKING"\GOTO 600
570 E$="FIGHTING FIRES"\GOTO 600
580 E$="HERDING ELEPHANTS"\GOTO 600
590 E$="WINNING RACES"
600 GOSUB 800
610 ON X GOTO 620,630,640,650,660,670,680,690,700,710
620 F$="RECOVERS THE JEWELS"\GOTO 720
630 F$="FOILS THE SPIES"\GOTO 720
640 F$="DESTROYS THE CITY"\GOTO 720
650 F$="FINDS LOVE"\GOTO 720
660 F$="SAVES THE ANIMALS"\GOTO 720
670 F$="CONFESSES"\GOTO 720
680 F$="DISCOVERS THE SECRET"\GOTO 720
690 F$="STOPS THE FLOOD"\GOTO 720
700 F$="HELPS THE DOG"\GOTO 720
710 F$="MAKES THE SACRIFICE"
720 PRINT "THE "A$" IS ABOUT A "B$;C$" WHO IS "D$" AT"
730 PRINT E$" AND WHO "F$"."\PRINT\PRINT
740 INPUT "ANOTHER (YES OR NO)";A$
750 IF A$="YES" THEN 100 ELSE GOTO 999
800 X=INT(10*RND+1)\RETURN
999 PRINT\PRINT "O.K.  HOPE YOU HAVE A SUCCESSFUL TV SHOW!!"\END