R: DOG T: HELLO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? A: $NAME T: I HAVE A POEM FOR YOU $NAME+. IT'S ABOUT : : : : DOGS : : : THE DOG IS MAN'S BEST FRIEND. : HE HAS A TAIL ON ONE END. : UP IN FRONT HE HAS TEETH. : AND FOUR LEGS UNDERNEATH. : : A: T: : : : POOR LITTLE OLD LADY, SHE SWALLOWED A FLY. : I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE SWALLOWED A FLY. : POOR LITTLE OLD LADY, I THINK SHE'LL DIE. : : : : POOR LITTLE OLD LADY, SHE SWALLOWED A A: $AN1 T: IT SQUIRMED AND WIGGLED AND TICKLED INSIDE HER. : SHE SWALLOWED THE $AN1 TO CATCH THE FLY. : I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE SWALLOWED THE FLY. : POOR LITTLE OLD LADY, I THINK SHE'LL DIE. : : : : POOR LITTLE OLD LADY, SHE SWALLOWED A A: $AN2 T: HOW STRANGE TO SWALLOW A $AN2+. : SHE SWALLOWED THE $AN2 TO CATCH THE $AN1+, : SHE SWALLOWED THE $AN1 TO CATCH THE FLY. : I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE SWALLOWED THE FLY. : POOR LITTLE OLD LADY, I THINK SHE'LL DIE. : : : : POOR LITTLE OLD LADY, SHE SWALLOWED A A: $AN3 T: THINK OF THAT! SHE SWALLOWED A $AN3+. : SHE SWALLOWED THE $AN3 TO CATCH THE $AN2+, : SHE SWALLOWED THE $AN2 TO CATCH THE $AN1+, : SHE SWALLOWED THE $AN1 TO CATCH THE FLY. : I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE SWALLOWED THE FLY. : POOR LITTLE OLD LADY, I THINK SHE'LL DIE. : : : : POOR LITTLE OLD LADY, SHE SWALLOWED A A: $AN4 T: SHE LOST HER COOL WHEN SHE SWALLOWED THE $AN4+. : SHE SWALLOWED THE $AN4 TO CATCH THE $AN3+, : SHE SWALLOWED THE $AN3 TO CATCH THE $AN2+, : SHE SWALLOWED THE $AN2 TO CATCH THE $AN1+, : SHE SWALLOWED THE $AN1 TO CATCH THE FLY. : I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE SWALLOWED THE FLY. : POOR LITTLE OLD LADY, I THINK SHE'LL DIE. : : : : POOR LITTLE OLD LADY, SHE SWALLOWED A A: $AN5 T: I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE SWALLOWED A $AN5+. : SHE SWALLOWED THE $AN5 TO CATCH THE $AN4+, : SHE SWALLOWED THE $AN4 TO CATCH THE $AN3+, : SHE SWALLOWED THE $AN3 TO CATCH THE $AN2+, : SHE SWALLOWED THE $AN2 TO CATCH THE $AN1+, : SHE SWALLOWED THE $AN1 TO CATCH THE FLY. : I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE SWALLOWED THE FLY. : POOR LITTLE OLD LADY, I THINK SHE'LL DIE. : : : : POOR LITTLE OLD LADY, SHE SWALLOWED A HORSE. : SHE DIED, OF COURSE. : : A: T: : : : : THE ADVENTURES OF ISABEL : : : ISABEL MET AN ENORMOUS A: $AN6 T: ISABEL,ISABEL, DIDN'T CARE. : THE $AN6 WAS HUNGRY, THE $AN6 WAS RAVENOUS, : THE $AN6+'S BIG MOUTH WAS CRUEL AND CAVERNOUS. : THE $AN6 SAID, ISABEL GLAD TO MEET YOU, : HOW DO, ISABEL, NOW I'LL EAT YOU! : ISABEL, ISABEL DIDN'T WORRY, : ISABEL DIDN'T SCREAM OR SCURRY. SHE A: T: : : : ONCE ON A NIGHT AS BLACK AS PITCH : ISABEL MET A WICKED OLD A: $AN9 T: THE $AN9+'S FACE WAS CROSS AND WRINKLED, : THE $AN9+'S MOUTH WITH TEETH WAS SPRINKLED. : HO, HO, ISABEL! THE OLD $AN9 CROWED, : I'LL TURN YOU INTO AN UGLY TOAD! : ISABEL, ISABEL DIDN'T WORRY, : ISABEL DIDN'T SCREAM OR SCURRY. SHE A: T: : : : THAT'S ALL FOR NOW $NAME+. TRY SOME POEMS ON YOUR OWN!